Sisyphus

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WHO: Sisyphus, the cunning King of Corinth
WHAT: Condemned to ceaselessly roll a boulder up a hill in Hades to see it only roll back to the bottom again.
WHERE: hell.
WHEN: long time ago. its not real. hes fake. we dont know. stupid boulders.
WHY:
Condemned to hell BECAUSE:
1.canoodled with his niece (not cool. even in greek times.)
2.Killed innocent travelers for kicks and giggles.
3.Spilled Zeus's beans. (Zeus seduced the River god's daughter Aegina. (NOT COOL. even in greek times))
4.Trapped Tartarus (Death embodied, embodied by death) so no one could be dead no more...problem!
5. Stole his brother's throne. Damn fool.
6. What else did he do? WE DONT KNOW!!!

THE STORY CONTINUED:
With death knocking on Sisyphus's door, he decided it was time to test the love between he and his wife. So, he asked the broad to leave his 'Bod' in the Boise towne square plaza. (this is weird, because in Greek times, burying your husband is normal and shows love.) He also told her not to place a gold coin under his dead tongue After, 'sealing' their pact Sisyphus died.
After all this junk happened, he got sent to eternal detention. HELL. he met Hade's lady-friend (persephone) who historian's have reason to believe, was having 'intimate' relations involving 'pomegranates' with Hades. (did ya ever wonder why hell was so hawt?) He convinced Persephone that he must return because his wife is a dumb idiot, (forgetting to put a coin under his tongue and throwing his bod in the plaza) Persephone, being a a bimbo, agreed to let him go.
Lets tell the rest of the story, a little simpler:
-went to earth
-liked it
-didnt want to come back
-hells no fun thought sisyphus
-Death roped him back
-Boulder time
-ETERNAL
-BOULDER
-TIME
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-whoops
-down
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-ip
-whoops
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-crap
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